Donald Trump’s Second Term Agenda Starts on Tuesday

Donald Trump has announced the details of his second term agenda, which, according to Donald Trump, starts on Tuesday. This coming Tuesday? A random Tuesday in the future? No one knows, but you can bet this agenda will be filled with great thoughts from his giant brain. If you want to hear Donald Trump’s giantContinue reading “Donald Trump’s Second Term Agenda Starts on Tuesday”

Welcome to Apocalypse 2020! We’re All Going To Die

According to the Book of Revelation, seven things need to happen in order to bring about the Apocalypse. Those seven things are known as the “Seven Seals,” and once those suckers have been broken, all bets are off, the end times are upon us, and we’re all going to die. The first seal is theContinue reading “Welcome to Apocalypse 2020! We’re All Going To Die”

Donald Trump Is The Perfect Deity For Conservative Christians

Conservative Christian Trump supporters are gathering by the thousands in Tulsa, Oklahoma today, for Trump’s first “campaign rally.” These men and women, sometimes with their children or grandchildren, will crowd into the Bank of Oklahoma Center, most will not wear masks, and they will listen as Trump throws out racist red meat. They will cheerContinue reading “Donald Trump Is The Perfect Deity For Conservative Christians”

America or Donald Trump: It’s Time to Pick A Side

This is an email the Trump campaign sent out yesterday. For a $35 donation to Donald Trump, you receive a camo baseball cap and a “membership” in the Trump Army. Wearing that cap, emblazoned with Trump’s reelection slogan, will prove your loyalty and show everyone you are Trump’s “first line of defense when it comesContinue reading “America or Donald Trump: It’s Time to Pick A Side”