ANTIFA Air is not the only mythical scary travel company to pop up over the past 48 hours. There’s BLM Air, Deep State Cruises, Soros Helicopter Tours, and of course, the Clinton Foundation’s Spirit Cooking Tour of Comet Ping Pong’s basement.
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Donald Trump Hates Veterans As Much As He Hates America
Donald Trump hates veterans, because they had the courage and patriotism to do what he never could: put themselves second.
The Cult of QAnon
QAnon cultists are convinced there is some magical high-level government insider who calls themselves “Q.” And “Q” tells them things that no one else knows.
Donald Trump’s Second Term Agenda Starts on Tuesday
Donald Trump has announced the details of his second term agenda, which, according to Donald Trump, starts on Tuesday. This coming Tuesday? A random Tuesday in the future? No one knows, but you can bet this agenda will be filled with great thoughts from his giant brain. If you want to hear Donald Trump’s giantContinue reading “Donald Trump’s Second Term Agenda Starts on Tuesday”
Linkin Park Tells Trump To Shove It
Fans began tagging Linkin Park in tweets, asking “Are you guys aware Trump used one of your songs in a campaign ad?”
According to Donald Trump, Here Are The Things Democrats Want to Destroy
Just wait, Trumpsters, just wait. The day after Joe Biden’s inauguration, hoards of Democrats, armed with spatulas and Phillips head screwdrivers, are coming for you.
Rose McGowan Shows The World How She Really Feels About Survivors
Rose McGowan showed the world how she really feels about survivors, and now, it’s time for survivors to show the world how we really feel about Rose McGowan.
Welcome to Apocalypse 2020! We’re All Going To Die
According to the Book of Revelation, seven things need to happen in order to bring about the Apocalypse. Those seven things are known as the “Seven Seals,” and once those suckers have been broken, all bets are off, the end times are upon us, and we’re all going to die. The first seal is theContinue reading “Welcome to Apocalypse 2020! We’re All Going To Die”
Donald Trump Is The Perfect Deity For Conservative Christians
Conservative Christian Trump supporters are gathering by the thousands in Tulsa, Oklahoma today, for Trump’s first “campaign rally.” These men and women, sometimes with their children or grandchildren, will crowd into the Bank of Oklahoma Center, most will not wear masks, and they will listen as Trump throws out racist red meat. They will cheerContinue reading “Donald Trump Is The Perfect Deity For Conservative Christians”
America or Donald Trump: It’s Time to Pick A Side
This is an email the Trump campaign sent out yesterday. For a $35 donation to Donald Trump, you receive a camo baseball cap and a “membership” in the Trump Army. Wearing that cap, emblazoned with Trump’s reelection slogan, will prove your loyalty and show everyone you are Trump’s “first line of defense when it comesContinue reading “America or Donald Trump: It’s Time to Pick A Side”