America or Donald Trump: It’s Time to Pick A Side

This is an email the Trump campaign sent out yesterday. For a $35 donation to Donald Trump, you receive a camo baseball cap and a “membership” in the Trump Army. Wearing that cap, emblazoned with Trump’s reelection slogan, will prove your loyalty and show everyone you are Trump’s “first line of defense when it comesContinue reading “America or Donald Trump: It’s Time to Pick A Side”

Dear Fellow White People: What The Hell Are You Doing?

This is a compilation of photos of white people participating in what white people are calling “The George Floyd Challenge.” One racist white person kneels on the neck of another racist white person, and everyone laughs because nothing’s funnier than the tortuous murder of a black man under the knee of a white cop. I’mContinue reading “Dear Fellow White People: What The Hell Are You Doing?”

Donald Trump is a Family Annihilator and We Are The Family

Last night, Donald Trump ordered peaceful protesters outside the White House shot with rubber bullets and tear gas so he could have a photo op outside St. John’s Episcopal Church. Trump did that in order to prove his masculinity. He stood outside the church with a bible, which he pumped up and down like aContinue reading “Donald Trump is a Family Annihilator and We Are The Family”

The Law and Order of Donald Trump

During the 2016 election, Donald Trump called himself the “law and order candidate.” And his supporters cheered, because they (falsely) believed that President Obama hated law enforcement. Under President Obama, the Department of Justice took a key role in exposing police abuse and corruption, including shootings, racism, and police brutality. When Trump took office, heContinue reading “The Law and Order of Donald Trump”

Undercover FBI Agent Arrested Because He’s Black

An undercover FBI agent was arrested during a protest because he’s black. The two officers handcuff and manhandle him as he calls them “stupid.” Which they are. The only reason this happened is the FBI agent is a black man. Eventually, these two racial profiling ignoramuses take the FBI agent’s identification from his back pocket,Continue reading “Undercover FBI Agent Arrested Because He’s Black”

George Floyd is Mourned Everywhere but The White House

Syrian artists have painted a mural to honor George Floyd, and show their solidarity with black Americans. British protesters knelt in front of Trafalgar Square for nine minutes, the length of time Derek Chauvin took to murder George Floyd, raising their fists in the air. Germans marched, and four German soccer players knelt on theContinue reading “George Floyd is Mourned Everywhere but The White House”

Twitter Sent Me to the Principal’s Office for Telling the Truth

Earlier today, Melanoma…sorry (not really)…Melania Trump tweeted out that she was upset by the protests all over the country. Yes, Racist Birther’s trophy bride is sad that black people who are fed up with being murdered by white cops are protesting. So, because I have one nerve left, and am filled with sorrow and rage,Continue reading “Twitter Sent Me to the Principal’s Office for Telling the Truth”

Tara Reade’s Newest White Knight is a Right Wing Homophobe

Earlier this week, a man named Joseph Backholm appeared out of nowhere on Twitter to announce he was A) interviewed by the New York Times, and B) was friends with Tara Reade from 2002-2005. He knew her as “Tara McCabe, which is odd, since at that time, she was going by Alexandra McCabe. Backholm’s 16-tweet-longContinue reading “Tara Reade’s Newest White Knight is a Right Wing Homophobe”

George Floyd’s Murder Is A Direct Result of Trump’s America

George Floyd was murdered Monday evening. George Floyd was a black man who died underneath the knee of Derek Chauvin, a Minneapolis police officer. George Floyd died begging for his life, gasping “I can’t breathe,” listening to bystanders scream at Chauvin to stop, as Derek Chauvin knelt on his neck for nearly ten minutes. ThisContinue reading “George Floyd’s Murder Is A Direct Result of Trump’s America”