Délicate Tara Partie Deux

“No! This isn’t possible!” Tara Reade stares at her GoFundMe in shock. Not only has she not reached her $200,000 goal, the donations have stalled. A flush of rage blooms on her Rubenesque cheeks as she begins to pace back and forth in her bedroom. Alexandra’s Tara’s mind is a whirling dervish. By this point,Continue reading “Délicate Tara Partie Deux”

Welcome to Apocalypse 2020! We’re All Going To Die

According to the Book of Revelation, seven things need to happen in order to bring about the Apocalypse. Those seven things are known as the “Seven Seals,” and once those suckers have been broken, all bets are off, the end times are upon us, and we’re all going to die. The first seal is theContinue reading “Welcome to Apocalypse 2020! We’re All Going To Die”

The Delicate Tara Reade

Tara Reade trembles as she watches the donations rise on the GoFundMe Samuel set up for her. Will she reach her goal of $200,000? Tara’s auburn hair cascades down her back as her doe-like eyes stare at the numbers, thinking of what she will do with the money. She wonders if $200,000 will be enoughContinue reading “The Delicate Tara Reade”

Introducing the White Fragility GoFundMe!

Are you a white progressive on Twitter? Has someone hurt your feelings? Have you been called out for telling black people how to think, speak, and vote? If you answered “Absolutely!” to any or all of these questions, allow me to introduce you to the White Fragility GoFundMe-a new way to profit off your pretendContinue reading “Introducing the White Fragility GoFundMe!”

Ghislaine Maxwell Has Finally Been Arrested

News broke this morning of the arrest of Ghislaine Maxwell, the woman who helped find young girls for Jeffrey Epstein’s sex trafficking ring. Maxwell has been charged with conspiring to entice minors to travel to engage in sex acts, and perjury, according to an unsealed grand jury indictment. Maxwell was Epstein’s girlfriend, and the twoContinue reading “Ghislaine Maxwell Has Finally Been Arrested”

Malcolm Nance Demanded His Followers Harass A Black Woman On Twitter

Last night, Malcolm Nance, a former CIA analyst with a blue checkmark and over 800,000 followers, demanded his fans harass a black woman on Twitter. And they did, in droves. This morning, that woman has been forced to lock down her Twitter account, many of her friends and followers have been targeted, and most ofContinue reading “Malcolm Nance Demanded His Followers Harass A Black Woman On Twitter”

Trump 2020: He Can Drink Water With One Hand!

Oh my goodness, last night’s Trump COVID Death Rally 2020 was a bust. Thanks to the combination of a global pandemic, K-Pop fans, and young people on Tic Toc, Trump’s campaign ad for Joe Biden Trump’s Tulsa event attracted less than 7,000 people. Who somehow managed to not social distance in an arena that holdsContinue reading “Trump 2020: He Can Drink Water With One Hand!”

Donald Trump Is The Perfect Deity For Conservative Christians

Conservative Christian Trump supporters are gathering by the thousands in Tulsa, Oklahoma today, for Trump’s first “campaign rally.” These men and women, sometimes with their children or grandchildren, will crowd into the Bank of Oklahoma Center, most will not wear masks, and they will listen as Trump throws out racist red meat. They will cheerContinue reading “Donald Trump Is The Perfect Deity For Conservative Christians”

White Lady Cop Cries Over Egg McMuffin

This white lady cop ordered an Egg McMuffin, hash browns, and a coffee, from McDonald’s. Her order wasn’t ready, so they gave her the coffee and asked her to wait in a parking spot, which is something that happens to people at fast food establishments all the time. But for our intrepid heroine, waiting forContinue reading “White Lady Cop Cries Over Egg McMuffin”